There is dinner conversation and then there is cocktail conversation. Or in most cases, porch sitting sweet tea conversation. And when you engage in the latter, do feel free to explore your most mischievous of sides by releasing some taunting banter. It is all in good fun when you have stockings on and say it with a sweet smile. At least that is how I think my grandmother got away with it for some many years. These are my Dad's two favorites. I am not sure what that says about him or the joke teller herself, but who really cares.
What did the doe say when she came out of the forest? I 'll never do that for two bucks again.
Baptists are like cats......you know they are doing something wrong but you cannot catch them.
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